Q: Does it matter?
A: Yes, all that matters is that we had a choice. We the people like to have our options, even if they are irrelevant.
Q: I want a recount! Erm .. my ballot was misleading.
A: I'm sorry but that is not a question.
Q: The world WILL end at 4:30 pm whether you believe it or not, blasphemer!
A: Sir, please direct all non-questions, pro-4:30pm comments to the Supporter-of-a-4:30pm-ending-world forum.
Q: The world WILL end at 12:50am, and you're a bigot if you believe otherwise. Bigot!
A: Look, I don't have to put up with this. I'm just here to take a poll. You can have your wars and games over at the Supporter-of-a-4:30pm-ending-world forum.
Q: Where is the Supporter-of-a-4:30pm-ending-world forum?
A: Not here.
Q: Are you a cretin?
A: My cat's breath smells like cat food!
Q: The prosecution rests.
A: Please restate in the form of a question.
Q: Are you mocking me?
Q: Were you mocking me when you said 'no'?
A: ... (I ... have to go now. This webpage is over!)
Q: Hey you can't do that!
A: Okay, since there is no more legitimate question, I'm really gonna leave.
Q: Wait, I have a legitimate question!
Q: Hey who's doing the asking here?!
A: You are. Go ahead and ask me another -- I'm on a roll.
Q: Er okay. What do you believe in?
A: What do ... what do I believe in? Well .. gee. I haven't had a chance to think that over carefully.
I suppose that I sometime believe the world would end at 12:50am. Yet, 4:30pm seems equally good a time for the world to end. There are even occasions when I tried to reach an equilibrium between the two, and decide that the world might end at 8:40am. Crazy huh?
However, no matter which conclusion I might try to reach, there's always this inkling in the back of my mind ... that in some way, some how, all this really doesn't matter in the whole scheme of things! Ain't that a kick in the crotch?
Q: I see. Do you have anything else to say?
A: Yes. I would like to thank all those who have stuck with me this far down the webpage. Your resilient ability to withstand my tedious babbles is extraordinary!
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